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Stripey Messenger Spiders from Mars

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The morning after the New Inventors finished, a prophetic sign. The evil space lizards that cancelled this television show, allegedly for sending out secret cult messages to the followers. The evil space lizards, presently in control of the media and government, is greatly concerned over the anarchistic revolutionary code in the stripes.

The dear leader received a special envoy from Mars, dressed in a stripey cardigan:

Spiders / Fighting in the dance hall / Oh man / Look at those cavemen go / It’s the freakiest show / Is there life on Mars?

Written by ShamanKoreshPesce

August 13th, 2011 at 10:22 am

WWW was nothing before VRML

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The great Sir Tim Berners-Lee wrote the Introduction to our Great Master’s Bible of VRML.

Can we count TBL as a follower of Pesce? I think so. We followers have great company.

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August 9th, 2011 at 12:01 am

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Lizardy. Proof. If any was needed.

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Our Great and Dear Leader knows how to fit in with the creatures running the state.

It has been suggested that this ability to colour and shapeshift only started after the inappropriate touching incendent with one of the Lizard Cabal.

Written by ShamanKoreshPesce

August 8th, 2011 at 9:32 am

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The Case for Full Telly Touch

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During a rare, but welcome appearance on ABC News 24 “The Drum”, our Dear Leader interacted with Malcolm Turnbull. (see above video. note: please note the new dark-check style of shirt attire)

Aside from the obtuse mention of the unfortunate incident with a malevolent cult leader, our benevolent leader argued the case for Australia’s forthcoming NBN.

I, along with other followers, have been meditating on the exact need for faster glass wires to transmit lots of video data to each and every home in Australia. Why? Our Dear Leader from the Future (and therefore can be rightly called a Futurist) knows why. He must!

The recent format change on ABC’s New Inventors: to a more interactive style; and the fact that Malcolm Turnbull reached out and touched our Dear Leader; made it very clear to me: Full Live 3D Interactivity.

This new style has split the followers of our Dear Leader. Some feel that the shoes must be kept under the desk. Others argue that shoes should be shown to all followers. Others do not like their gourds shown at all.

Our Dear Leader wants to change all television shows to this new 3D full interactivity touchy feely hands on style. This New New Inventors design is merely the first chapter in a whole new world of enabling us all to touch Mark from the comfort of our own lounge.

Written by Jim Pesce Jones

April 13th, 2011 at 5:56 pm

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Our Dear Leader is gathering #bakedminions

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A new incarnation in the life of Our Dear Leader has begun. He has commenced gathering new minions followers by the judicious spreading of baked goods.

Lucky ones have received the Blessed Banana Cream Pie from Our Dear Leader, while others have achieved the Bliss of Lemon or Blueberry Pie. And yet others have been Graced with Sacred Banana Bread.

Oh give thanks to the Pesce for his pies.

Written by L.Ron.Pesce

January 8th, 2011 at 8:08 pm

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OMG. OMG. our Mark Pesce is channelling Naomi Klein!

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I have heard an unconfirmed rumour that Our Dear Leader will be sharing thoughts inspired by Naomi Klein this coming weekend.

It is alleged that he will not wear a gay stripey jumper to share this message.

Written by L.Ron.Pesce

November 2nd, 2010 at 9:28 pm

The Cipher

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Our leader, Mark Pesce, may be a cipher. His true pesceness may be a person of another name. Not that our venerated man is nothingness – rather, his name is amorphous.

I short recent times, there has been a confluence of events:

Firstly, Senator Palpatine Conroy named a gentleman “Max Pesh”

Earlier today, the cipher revealed that we have been misinformed about his middle name.

And in the late afternoon, the TV news of record, ABC News 24, used this super when our "Mark" appeared on TV. Who is Marc Pesce?


If these confluence of events sound merely coincidental, I suggest you read the following stories:

Nyms in this cyberworld are transitory, and are most certainly the symbolism of a diety.

Written by ShamanKoreshPesce

October 27th, 2010 at 4:32 pm

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Cardigan Wearing Space Lizards

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Yes, Space Lizards are invading the Earth – according to our Dear Leader.

Finally, we have a space opera with cool green long tongued lizards, smart & warm upper body wear and some pretty wonderful guns.

Please update your Cult Canon appropriately.

Written by ShamanKoreshPesce

August 17th, 2010 at 7:43 pm

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More than #cuttlefish

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Recent world events surrounding Paul the Octopus fortelling the results of mere soccer games has relaunched the world’s attention on the hyper-sentience of Cephalopoda.

One of the most intelligent of this class is the Cuttlefish.

In a recent communication from the other dimension (twitter), it was revealed to me that #CultOfMarkPesce looks very close to #Cuttlefish.

Initially as a follower of the true and right Pan-dimensional Alien Scientist experimenting on us all, @mpesce, I was somewhat bemused.

Then, watching this video showing Cuttlefish breeding made sense to me.

Written by ShamanKoreshPesce

July 25th, 2010 at 2:21 pm

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Pescetarians: The Splitters

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Recently, I became aware of a new movement: “pescetarianism”


However, after further research, I read that pesce is italian for fish, from the base latin piscis. Another quick search in Wikipedia for just ‘pesce’ finds our dear leader (try it here). Phew. In fact, if you google for pesce, you find our dear leader hogging most of the first page of results.

Pescetarianism is merely a descriptor of people who eat fish, but not dead mammals. Strange people.

As the stripy shirted one comes from Sicilian stock, it is highly probable that his ancestors were fishermen. The Romans took their praenomen ‘Piscis’ and decided to use this for fish and fishing.

All hail his Pesce-ness!

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May 5th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

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