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26th June
2009
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The great one has returned to his spiritual home to exact a terrible vengeance on celebrities who have offended Him.

The stripey one reports:

America:  I show up and weird celebrities start dying.  Coincidence?  You decide.

Celebrities running the gamut from Michael Jackson to Farrah Fawcett via Jeff Goldblum are reported dead in the wake of his jet-lag-induced fury.

The great cleansing has begun! Beware his awesome power!

1 Comment

  1. Operating Thetan Pesce
    26/06/2009

    His Power knows no bounds…. how dare people attempt to take coverage away from the Great Mark….

    Vengeance will be his….

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