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Veneration of the Gay Stripey Jumper

11th June
2009
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In the early hours of this morning, the Convent of the Little Sisters of Pesce  (uncalced) was rocked by the news that our loving leader intends to retire the much revered Gay Stripey Jumper.  The wailing and gnashing of teeth has reached near fever pitch. Sr Marky Mark de Sade has begun to self flagellate and cannot be dissuaded from her course. Sr Tia Maria, previously engaged in knitting a replica of the Gay Stripey Jumper from the finest of Andean Yak yarn, has become catatonic and is receiving emergency psychiatric attention. Not to put to fine a cap on it, we at the Convent of the Little Sisters of Pesce are falling to pieces at the knowledge that we may never see the Gay Stripey Jumper gracing the Dear Leader’s torso again.

We at the convent know that all the decisions taken by the Dear Leader are for the best and ours is not to question His wisdom. We do, however, urge cult members to gather around us in these trying times.  I am undertaking a novena to discern whether it is the Leader’s will that the Gay Stripey Jumper should be conserved and held at the convent along with the other items of veneration in our collection. Your prayers for divine inspiration and any substantial cash donations will be gratefully received by the Convent.

Remember, only real men wear Gay Stripey Jumpers.

In true humility,

Saint Sarah Tonin of Pesce.

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