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The Case for Full Telly Touch

13th April
2011
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During a rare, but welcome appearance on ABC News 24 “The Drum”, our Dear Leader interacted with Malcolm Turnbull. (see above video. note: please note the new dark-check style of shirt attire)

Aside from the obtuse mention of the unfortunate incident with a malevolent cult leader, our benevolent leader argued the case for Australia’s forthcoming NBN.

I, along with other followers, have been meditating on the exact need for faster glass wires to transmit lots of video data to each and every home in Australia. Why? Our Dear Leader from the Future (and therefore can be rightly called a Futurist) knows why. He must!

The recent format change on ABC’s New Inventors: to a more interactive style; and the fact that Malcolm Turnbull reached out and touched our Dear Leader; made it very clear to me: Full Live 3D Interactivity.

This new style has split the followers of our Dear Leader. Some feel that the shoes must be kept under the desk. Others argue that shoes should be shown to all followers. Others do not like their gourds shown at all.

Our Dear Leader wants to change all television shows to this new 3D full interactivity touchy feely hands on style. This New New Inventors design is merely the first chapter in a whole new world of enabling us all to touch Mark from the comfort of our own lounge.

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