A new incarnation in the life of Our Dear Leader has begun. He has commenced gathering new minions followers by the judicious spreading of baked goods.

Lucky ones have received the Blessed Banana Cream Pie from Our Dear Leader, while others have achieved the Bliss of Lemon or Blueberry Pie. And yet others have been Graced with Sacred Banana Bread.

Oh give thanks to the Pesce for his pies.

I have heard an unconfirmed rumour that Our Dear Leader will be sharing thoughts inspired by Naomi Klein this coming weekend.

It is alleged that he will not wear a gay stripey jumper to share this message.

On many occasions our Dear Leader has called upon us to embrace not only his Pesceness, but also the collective madness of anarcho-syndicalism. Listen to His wise words …

We already have a name for this small-pieces-loosely-joined form of social organization: it’s known as anarcho-syndicalism. Anarcho-Syndicalism emerged from the labor movements that grew in numbers and power toward the end of the 19th century. Its basic idea is simply that people will choose to cooperate more often than they choose to compete, and this cooperation can form the basis for a social, political and economic contract wherein the people manage themselves.

A system with no hierarchy, no bosses, no secrets, no politics. (Well, maybe that last one is asking too much.) Anarcho-syndicalism takes as a given that all men are created equal, and therefore each have a say in what they choose to do.

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Perhaps we need to take up a collection and get him a Snuggie?

This might be the very thing to keep our dear leader happy through a harsh Sydney winter …