The morning after the New Inventors finished, a prophetic sign. The evil space lizards that cancelled this television show, allegedly for sending out secret cult messages to the followers. The evil space lizards, presently in control of the media and government, is greatly concerned over the anarchistic revolutionary code in the stripes.

The dear leader received a special envoy from Mars, dressed in a stripey cardigan:

Spiders / Fighting in the dance hall / Oh man / Look at those cavemen go / It’s the freakiest show / Is there life on Mars?

The great Sir Tim Berners-Lee wrote the Introduction to our Great Master’s Bible of VRML.

Can we count TBL as a follower of Pesce? I think so. We followers have great company.

Our Great and Dear Leader knows how to fit in with the creatures running the state.

It has been suggested that this ability to colour and shapeshift only started after the inappropriate touching incendent with one of the Lizard Cabal.

Our leader, Mark Pesce, may be a cipher. His true pesceness may be a person of another name. Not that our venerated man is nothingness – rather, his name is amorphous.

I short recent times, there has been a confluence of events:

Firstly, Senator Palpatine Conroy named a gentleman “Max Pesh”

Earlier today, the cipher revealed that we have been misinformed about his middle name.

And in the late afternoon, the TV news of record, ABC News 24, used this super when our "Mark" appeared on TV. Who is Marc Pesce?

If these confluence of events sound merely coincidental, I suggest you read the following stories:

• True Names by Vernor Vinge
• The Nine Billions Names of God by Arthur C Clarke

Nyms in this cyberworld are transitory, and are most certainly the symbolism of a diety.

Yes, Space Lizards are invading the Earth – according to our Dear Leader.

Finally, we have a space opera with cool green long tongued lizards, smart & warm upper body wear and some pretty wonderful guns.

Please update your Cult Canon appropriately.

Recent world events surrounding Paul the Octopus fortelling the results of mere soccer games has relaunched the world’s attention on the hyper-sentience of Cephalopoda.

One of the most intelligent of this class is the Cuttlefish.

In a recent communication from the other dimension (twitter), it was revealed to me that #CultOfMarkPesce looks very close to #Cuttlefish.

Initially as a follower of the true and right Pan-dimensional Alien Scientist experimenting on us all, @mpesce, I was somewhat bemused.

Then, watching this video showing Cuttlefish breeding made sense to me.

Recently, I became aware of a new movement: “pescetarianism”

Splitters.

However, after further research, I read that pesce is italian for fish, from the base latin piscis. Another quick search in Wikipedia for just ‘pesce’ finds our dear leader (try it here). Phew. In fact, if you google for pesce, you find our dear leader hogging most of the first page of results.

Pescetarianism is merely a descriptor of people who eat fish, but not dead mammals. Strange people.

As the stripy shirted one comes from Sicilian stock, it is highly probable that his ancestors were fishermen. The Romans took their praenomen ‘Piscis’ and decided to use this for fish and fishing.

All hail his Pesce-ness!

Last night, our Dear Leader Mark Pesce, returned to the telly. In the interim, we could hear his hallowed voice on the radio: but to see his image is refreshing for the soul.

Whilst Mark warns us of the evils and perils of 3D Television, I do wonder if the advent of 3D telly could have permitted the transmission of the chicken pox virus to us all. We should not let our master suffer alone!

“Thankfully, My employer has an Ancient Shiva Terminal Server in existence.” at about 4m57s in to this marvellous video.

Mark Pesce, a former employee of Shiva, speaks to us through the tones on in the 1964 modem-in-a-wooden box.

In relation to my previous post on His Holiness Mark Pesce being transmitted via Twitter: via a 300 baud modem the timing is as follows:

194.6Mb (one week of Mark Pesce on the telly, ABC1 HD quality, not compressed) would take 5,426,938 seconds to transmit. This is 62.811 days.

Compared to Twitter, a so-called “modern” technology taking 607.5 days, we can see that 1964 technology and Shiva brilliance is nearly an order of magnitude better.

According to wikipedia, Mark was born in 1962.

It is therefore obvious (via QED) that Mark is a child prodigy. And worth of great-leader status.

stephenconroy Dear Social Media Wankers, Twitter is not “the future of television”. The sooner Hale-Bopp returns and you morons mass-suicide, the better.

The mixture of filth, twitter, television and the echo of a Cult of the Past is a siren call to the world. And worthy of analysis from we Cult Members.

We need to do some maths.

A “frame” of TV at high definition digital TV in Australia is about 720p. At 16:9, this is 720 pixels x 405 pixels. At 32 bits per pixel, each pixel is 4 bytes. Each frame takes 1.11Mb, uncompressed.

A cult leader should be transmitted uncompressed. The image of our dear digital revolution cult leader should not be damaged nor altered in any way.

At a frame-rate of 25 frames per second, this results in each minute of TV of our dear leader taking 27.8Mb

It is estimated that the leader is on television for 7 minutes per week. This is 194.6Mb per week.

To transmit the 194.6Mb would take 1,458,000 tweets. As there is an API limit of 100 tweets per hour, a total of 14,580 hours would be required to transmit the data.

This is 607.5 days. Or, 1.66 years.

Q.E.D. Twitter cannot replace, not is Television.

@stephenconroy is correct in a twisted fashion. I wonder if he wants to join the #CultOfMarkPesce. stephen.conroy.pesce, this is your siren call.