Posts Tagged ‘heresy’

4th May
2009
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I am dismayed, alarmed, wailing and gnashing my teeth. The spellchecker on my computer insists that The Glorious Leader’s name should be replaced by the hideous corporate moniker, ‘PepsiCo’. What is the world coming to? Does Joan Crawford have shares in Microflacid? Please, fellow cultists, help me be at peace with this heresy.

28th April
2009
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It comes as a great concern to this #CultOfMarkPesce devotee that others on Twitter are attempting to commit heresy by starting a #CultOfNickHodge.

There is only One True Cult, One True Way to Internet Enlightenment.

A mere droid of the Borg can not, nor ever can be, a Cult Leader.

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